So, how come Barclays can bid for bits of Lehman Brothers without having enough capital to be a viable bank? You know it makes sense...

But before they come to us, the taxpayers to bail them out, perhaps they'd first like to go and reclaim the £750 million they've lent the murdering thug Robert Mugabe, his delightful family, and their cronies?

(source http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2848046.ece )